Jaime Stats (born in Exeter, late ’70s, weighing in at 115 lbs. after she works off that breakfast buffet)
Jonas Stats (born in Visalia, mid ’00’s, unable to stand still on the scale)
Round 1:
Jaime: (Smells something funky) Jonas, did you fart?
Jonas: (Waits a few seconds, rips one, smiles) Yeah…
Winner: Jonas
Round 2:
Jaime: You’re a nut.
Jonas: You’re a nut!
Jaime: You’re a coconut!
Jonas: You’re a peanut!
Jaime: You’re a Brazil nut!
Jonas: You’re a…everywhere nut!
Winner: Jonas
Round 3:
Jaime: That’s it, I’m gonna get you! (Proceeds to tickle Jonas)
Jonas: No! Stop! Stop!
Jaime: Ha! I win this round! (Stops tickling)
Jonas: Hey, why did you stop?
Winner: Jonas


